Thursday, November 17, 2005

Keyword Search

I went through my stat-counter today and found out that most people come across my page when they search for Hana Kirana! Looking at the trend I feel I should charge her royalty for each time my spot is used by her fans. Ya? So, if you are looking for Hana Kirana, click here.

Queries:
1. hana kirana (23.08%)
2. anakikan (15.38%)
3. what to wear on a blind date (7.69%)
4. ice baby malaysia, syabu (7.69%)
5. adat pepatih (7.69%)
6. selamat hari raya kad contoh (7.69%)
7. gambar kad hari raya (7.69%)
8. bahagian ucapan hari raya tv3 (7.69%)
9. yamtuan (7.69%)
10.sepet ii (7.69%)

And maybe I should start my own training program on what to wear on a blind date. Module One will be What to Wear when your Date is Blind. Yamtuan is colour blind you see. I remember the hurt I felt when on our engagement day he told me, ‘oh yayang, you look so beautiful in green’. I was wearing brown.

As for the query, ‘ice baby Malaysia, syabu’ now that is pretty scary. I know I am Malaysia’s number one babe, but I thought I have been careful in concealing my identity. Truth is, i am not even a shortie (hahahaha...). Free advise - dont believe everything you read.

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Syabu? No the only ‘drugs’ I dig is panadol itu pun panadol with cherry flavour, okay?

Anakikan? No no, I am not a young boy interested in boys. No. I am very female I promise you. Do I like young boys? Well, who doesnt? Not in THAT way though.

22 Comments:

Blogger shidah said...

Ayo, AT is also colour blind, to my horror it can be keturunan too. Recently we went to PetroSains where they have all the charts, I get my 4 kids to read the numbers. Phew... all can except their dad of course :)

5:10 AM  
Blogger Nurelhuda said...

You gonna get traffic from my blog too perhaps cos my last topic links to your blog

10:16 AM  
Blogger DEWA said...

ood...mug tu jgn bubuh anak ikan tau..

12:09 PM  
Anonymous atn said...

oody, sorry lama tak menyinggah, happy to hear that yr mom is doing better. kat rumah dial up, sakit jiwa but better for my studies

1:25 PM  
Blogger dr in the house said...

Dont you worry Ood, the only reason I come here is to read your all your entries and not as a 'portal' to others..hehheh

Hmm, the last time it was being too fat and now being too short huh?...Lower the mirror baby!

3:08 PM  
Blogger OOD said...

Shidah,
i wait for the day when i can test my Sun and sons of my Dot on their color-quotient.
But my Yamtuan is in denial. He insists that he is not colour blind, he is just colour stupid. hehehe..

Nurelhuda,
and interesting topic that one too!
Thanks.

Dewaaaaa,
i think i know who you are!! Drat, i was planning to put ikan laga in there!

atn,
oh takpe takpe. I was always at your site but notice you sound a bit distracted these days. Busy is good, always is! Good luck!

Dr House,
normal sized people when they come to my house, they have to squat to use the mirrors.... not that i am short, mind you. They are the ones too tall. Must be windy and cold up there near their heads ya?

4:02 PM  
Blogger ummi said...

HAHAHA...i just left a comment at kak teh's blog on my colour blindness...& here you are telling us Yamtuan pun color blind...
he's also a Pisces kan?!...we are so alike...
i guess kalau you can tahan Yamtuan for so long, u can tahan me too...WONDERFUL!

6:13 PM  
Blogger Ely said...

panadol cherry flavor? hehehehe

6:39 PM  
Blogger Queen Of The House said...

Ood, I just can't help wondering, just how tall are you? And Yamtuan? Anedra mentioned something about a shoebox ??????

6:57 PM  
Blogger noha chomel said...

hi kak ood,

mak camne? dah balik umah ke? (ke saya dah miss apa2 news bout ur mom??)

10:05 PM  
Blogger Kak Teh said...

I can assure you that OOd is no anak ikan interested in young boys. This I know because I was in a taxi with her, crawling from KLCC to Kelab Darul Ehsan and she was really taken by the Mamak taxi driver who was educating us on the histpry of MIC. From which I conclude she is nt interested in young boys but middle aged mamak who drives taxis and an ex MIC member.

10:14 PM  
Blogger drbubbles said...

hahaha...actually men are not colour blind..they just want to check whether the wifey are observant or not..heheh

10:42 PM  
Blogger drbubbles said...

hahahahaha....just read on kakteh's betui ka ood? hahaha...

10:42 PM  
Blogger atiza said...

Is..takkan nak test market kot? Mak budak dah ni but chomel and pretty nonetheless

eh..tumpang lalu OOD..

btw, out of curiosity, how do I pronounce you name, ek? O-OD or OoooooD?

1:08 AM  
Anonymous tj said...

Oody,

Was reading Kak Teh's comment. ! That is hilarious, Kak Teh.

Eh ! Betui Kaa ??

8:31 PM  
Anonymous tj said...

Oody !

Nak Tambah sket.

Hah ! That's it !!

Now I know why Adam Ahmad semenjak azali lagii.. :))

8:39 PM  
Blogger drbubbles said...

atiza,

bukan test market ood..test market anak sedara dia...

6:10 PM  
Blogger hana_kirana said...

heheh.

nak tau kenape? sebab those people will not be able to go straight to my blog if they Google that magic name.

entah le, me PMS kot.

hoh.

7:32 PM  
Blogger OOD said...

ummi,
of course i can tahan you. Colour blind or no... ;o)

ely,
i HATE ubat! Especially the syrup type. Uwek!

YOur Majesty,
i am not tall, but no, i cant go inside a shoe box. Can, but muat sampai paras leher je. No No. How short is short, you ask? Well, put it this way, if i am on a bus, and i sit at the far back, the conductor always miss me. And in a crowd i dont stand out above the rest. I have to angkat tangan to be noticed.

Noha the chomel,
mak dah balik kampung. But yesterday, some bodo idiot went visiting her and then exclaimed, e-eh, KUDUNG!! So she's depressed again and yesterday warded again, hypo. Some people can be so insensitive!

kakteh,
waa.. try joke-joke with me. You know it isnt working. You know i am still so mad at you for coming on real strong on that cab driver. You know jolly well that i was so taken by him. You must go and potong daun! Sheesh..

ya iskandar sayang,
YOU taxi kakteh around and YOU look every bit a grassroot kedaikopi MIC guy.. u free this sunday honeybun? I am giving you my best winks now..
*w i n k w i n k..*

atiza,
balding, gundut, sweaty, loves curry and drives taxi - lethal combination. Dont la tell Bubbles i have two kids beratur!

Oooooood as in mood as in good.

tj,
haha indeed, but seriously, kak teh is just using me to deal with HER obsession. I am just glad to be of service to her.

Ya la, Adam Ahmad kan? I wonder if he drives a taxi.. hmm..

NAZRAH!! Bila nak ketemu kan i dgn Adam Ahmad??

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thought it was 'ok-od' (with a little bit of nose).

5:18 PM  
Blogger OOD said...

ok-od is mencarut! Betul! I cant publish the meaning of the word here! But SO mencarut the fingers also feel stale typing it!

10:07 PM  
Blogger MamiJarum said...

OOD mesti choon melechoonn!!!

4:27 AM  

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