Mengantuk

Last night Sun decided that 'naps' are just as good as 'sleep'. So he went to bed at 10, took a quick nap and woke up at 2 am all geared up to play again. According to him, lying on his back with a toy is NOT playing. Climbing, and standing are okay. And a toy is only interesting and worthy of attention for about two seconds only. Oh and forbidden items like mommy's handphone, her owl-glasses or ubat nyamuk are the best of toys.

And so I wasn’t able to sleep, because he kept going to the edge of the bed or climbed on me to get to the FORBIDDEN bedside table. That was 2 am.

3 am.
He was still clambering all over the place. I was oh-so-tired. Slapped his pampers-ed butt and he howled back angrily but no, his mind was set. Playtime meant, playtime.

4 am.
I woke up Yamtuan. I had cooking to do. Glad to have chores in the kitchen. I promise you looking after a wriggly Sun can deplete all your ramadhan pahalas (not that i have a lot to begin with). From the kitchen I could hear Yamtuan fighting with the Sun. Sukahati lah!

4.30 am.
The fighting got rowdier. Huh! Boys! A girl gotta do what a girl gotta do. So I wrestled Yamtuan Senior off Junior. Distract the little one with his usual emmm…, milk pot. Thank God he fell asleep, but not before I did!

5 am.
Yamtuan woke me up.
‘sahur! sahur!’
And we ate nasi with sambal sadin and sayur timun. And had our usual mug of teh tarik. Yamtuan watched a bit of football and soon conked out. I cooked lempeng bersambal for mak, cleared the kitchen, did laundry and ironing, repaired a pair of slacks (too long), mopped the floors etc. By the time I was done it was 6.30.

6.30 am
Woke up Yamtuan. Showered (not together of course, puasa kan?), siap-siap, woke the kids up (great satisfaction when waking up Sun, padan muka, nyet-nyet-nyett.. :op kacau tidur orang lagi!) and went to work.

1000 am.
This one O&G company did a presentation. I was SO sleepy throughout. Trying hard not to doze off by writing notes. Concentrate. Concentrate.

Now.
Reading back my notes, aiyoh, like a drunkard!

~ Authorised capital increased to RM 10 mill. Paid up is RM 5 mill.
~ I am so mengantuk it is not even funny.

~ Average usage is 3 to 78 christmas trees per platform.

~ Technology requested will splat all over toilets.

~ Christmas tree and Uncle Tom is sad. (whoa!.. I am currently reading Uncle Tom’s Cabin)
~ Girls finding comfort with each other call me please.
~ Lone leeeee, I am so lone leeeee, I have no bod eeeeeeeee

There were more lines but that is what they are, lines, uintelligible handwriting. Not even James Bond can crack the code. I must have been brain-asleep as i wrote all that! So how am I gonna goreng a report of that presentation to boss?