Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Di Atas Tarikh-tarikh

Update 1
We almost contributed to the Ops Sikap statistics on motor accidents during Hari Raya. You remember the Raya sms that said something about the reason why the sms-sender is not getting you a proper raya card is because the Postman was 'cuti'? Wrong. A lie. A blatant one. We should know better. The Postman wasn’t on-leave, he was on MC, medical leave. Because he rammed into our car. He had a fracture on his toe, his bike had the lights pecah. Our car? It became Two-Face. One side Harvey Dent, one side Habis Dented. Kena lah pau duit raya anak-anak to fix the car, hehe! Sorry babies!

Update 2
I had an extended cuti raya because the little one, Tiga had chicken pops. And the chicken pops soon developed into what the doctor called 'kudis api', the little pox broke into 20-cent-sized blisters. Awful awful blisters. Poor baby. But at least alhamdulillah, now everyone sudah kena.

Update 3
My 'pengalaman memandu' now is TEN HOURS. Yes, I have been on the road, doing the drag and the drift, occassionaly flashing the finger sign to other motorists, have learnt how to drive while using the handphone and putting on make-up, I am as bad as other motorists out there! My JPJ Driving test wil be Saturday 25th. Just thinking about it is enough to make me lose the appetite to eat/drink/mandi/sleep.
Friends are already asking me what car do I plan to buy. Yamtuan thinks I should be driving a forklift. My boss thinks I should buy her car (she's desperate to sell her CITROEN as she has just bought a Camry). My dream car really is the ruggedy Suzuki Jimny. But passion aside, the car I am eyeing to buy is the car I am currently using at the driving school. It has two brakes kan, so Yamtuan can help brake-brake. It is after all the car that I am most familiar with (ten hours, mind you).

Update 4
Yamtuan is INSANELY jealous of me as yesterday at KLCC I bumped into his hearthrob, Ella and had a bit of peluk-peluk session. She hugged me, okay? She's my fan, what can I say.
'ELLA!! My husband is a huge fan of yours!' and as an after-thought, because I thought it seemed a bit rude of me, I quickly added, 'I am too!'
The last time I bumped into her was many years ago. She was a kid and i was a kid too. She was with the Boys and i was dating a few boys. It was at Kompleks PKNS, Shah Alam. In Guardian, we were elbowing each other trying to choose lipstick from Cover Girl lipstick bar. I didn’t say hi.
Yesterday, we were both at a lipstick bar again, but MAC now. Kira sudah up sikit lah. What issit about Ella and me and lipsticks? She is no more with the Boys, neither am i. However, compared to PKNS days though, I have grown sideways and sport many lines on my face with silver streaks in my crown. She, on the other hand, remains to be as much of a kid as she was that day many years ago. Kalis-usia! Rasa macam kena rock permata biru jugak untuk kekal muda kan?
I commented, you've lost a lot of weight. To which she replied, puasa. And I said, orang dah sebulan raya.. and she giggled her famous giggles. Sweet.
'Kirim salam your husband' she said. Aaahh... sweeter.
'assalamualaikum' she added. Sweetest.
Isnt she such a darling? Yamtuan would have swooooooned.


Blogger dith said...


Sorry to hear about your car. Alhamdulillah nobody was hurt except the postman of course, :p

psst...I am no fan of Ella, hehe (dont tell YamTuan)

5:59 PM  
Blogger AuntyN said...

Salam, salam..

Lama sungguh AN tak jenguk sini. Bila nak datang penang lagi. Kalau datang, let me know. My fone no is still the same as before. Itupun kalau orang tak delete atau hilangkan lah ye.




7:44 PM  
Blogger dith said...

Btw, a genuine title indeed!hehe

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

beli mitsubishi triton! hehe. salam raya yer...

8:13 AM  
Blogger OOD said...

hehe, truth be told, saya bukan kipas ella jugak!

wahwahwah... lamaaaaaaanya kita tak sembang! Number tak delete tapi sejak last kita communicate, hp dah tukar 4 kali, number lost in space :(
Selamat Hari Raya, auntyn!!! Mmmmuah!

you know the uthm kes? i was told that the officer in charge (in the process of being fired, of course) made the honest mistake of using translation software. that's why 'Raja Zarith Pengerusi Mawar' became P'rince Zarith chairman of Rose'.

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


My daling hubby (DH) punya old school dulu sebelah sekolah Ella. So I assume U nie pun org sama kg dgn my hubby lah yer?


12:40 AM  
Blogger OOD said...

alangkan bawak kancil kecik kenet pon kaki tak sampai.. Kalau triton, berapa lapis bantal kena pakai?

HAH? Ella went to school? (hehe, sori.. Couldnt help it). Taklah, those days i was a student at ITM. I am a Johor chic lah. Thus why my taste is more Klthom (remember?) than ella, more ghazal than rock.

3:50 AM  
Blogger JoKontan said...

Madam Ooody,

I hope by this time, Madam udah pass lesen merayap segala, dengan Warna Berterbangan.

And syyy, ntah kenapa, tapi, saya kipas Ella tau.

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


In my excitement I totally forgot that u org johor ehhehehe

Aida - my DH dulu ada cerita masa sekolah dulu dia suba tackle Ella, i was LOLROTF or is it ROTFLOL hehehehhehe

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Ella is still single and presumably untouched. That is why her body is maintained.

Don't buy the Citroen even if your boss gives you a really good price.



1:48 AM  
Blogger OOD said...

bro jo,
Kenapa saya tidak terkujat mengetahui anda kipas ella? Hmm..
ujian memandu tak lulus, tak fail, tapi foul.

Semua abang2 rock cair dengan ratu rock. Itu hukum karma.

4:26 AM  
Blogger OOD said...

bro kna,
Presumably untouched. That wasnt her in the video kan? Dia cute.. Kipasnomborsatu jugak ke ni?

Jangan beli her xsara eh? Jimny ok?

4:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maya dear, bila u nak hup-date blog u nih..
tau x,i ni antara peminat setia u.bila baca yr entry,teringat zaman kita sekolah dulu2.
dari dulu u memang rajin menulis dalam buku catatan,kan.
..kekdg,bila u bagi baca,melekek2 i ketawa sampai kuar air mata.
..sememangnya u r talented la in telling stories in your own selamba style.
..ok,jgn lupa up-date ya?

6:35 AM  
Blogger Lys said...

Salam Kak Ood,

Very early ya little Tiga
contrated the virus, and at that age! I'm popeyed!!! Alhamdulillah semua da kena kan...

10:22 PM  
Blogger OOD said...

*segan*, i didnt know you read me! i merepek a lot then, i still do now. But how to fool you, you know me too well by now, hehe... we should meet up soon! Thanks for dropping by.

Lys dear,
she scars badly! Size of 20-cent coin. Huge and ugly, like kena ekzos motor. Hopefully the scars will soon fade. How's your little boy? Has he asked for a sibling yet?

5:06 PM  

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